I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're just one closet away from a chore-lympics event! π§Ίππ Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet. I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.