Commentary:
Wow, who knew my life had so much in common with outer space? 🌠🔥😅
Funny burning quotes
You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.
Commentary:
You haven't experienced the joy of making a mixtape struggle session, and it shows! 🎶🔥💿
One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.
Commentary:
Looks like CDs are officially collecting more dust than my gym membership! 💿😅🏋️♂️
I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.
Commentary:
"With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! 🙄💪😂"
My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.
Commentary:
"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"
I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's ready to invest in a kayak, because they're fresh out of bridges! 🌉🔥🚣♂️