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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged burn, calorie, cat, exercise, fitness, humor, i, pet, petting, relaxation, wonder on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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