I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Burning calories, one purr at a time! πΎπͺπΊ Related funny posts π€ I think youβre like the catβs meow, annoying yet sweet. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Scrolling should count as cardio. I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.