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"Maybe babies secretly have a 'terrifying human' leaderboard in their cribs, with us at the top spot 🥇! Watch out, parents, the tiny tyrants are onto us!! 👶😱"

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22 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

71 shares on Facebook this month:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

91 shares on Discord this month:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

58 shares on X this month:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

74 shares on X this month:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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Going bananas on Discord:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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