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  • Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.
  • I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.
  • Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.
  • Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
  • November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
  • From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.