I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Maybe it’s switched to storing random song lyrics or food delivery menus instead! 🧠📱🎶🍔 #EvolutionOfTheBrain

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