I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:A big shoutout to all my life coaches, aka the chaos committee! ππ€£π₯ Related funny posts π€ Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence. Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same. Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you. So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though. I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I canβt afford to hire me right now.