A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When Creative Finance 101 meets Hustler's Academy π¨πΌπΈπ Related funny posts π€ What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk. Idiocracy wasnβt supposed to be a documentary. Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. “Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.