29 funny terrible quotes - Wordgag

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

May 28, 2026

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

May 28, 2026

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

May 28, 2026

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

May 28, 2026

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

May 28, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

May 27, 2026

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

May 27, 2026

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

May 26, 2026

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

May 26, 2026

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

May 26, 2026

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

May 26, 2026

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

May 26, 2026

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

May 24, 2026

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

May 23, 2026

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

May 23, 2026

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

May 23, 2026

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

May 23, 2026

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

May 22, 2026

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

May 22, 2026

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

May 21, 2026

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

May 21, 2026

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

May 21, 2026

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

May 21, 2026

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

May 19, 2026

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

May 19, 2026

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

May 19, 2026

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

Apr 1, 2026

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Apr 1, 2026

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Apr 1, 2026