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Maximus and Minimus: The purr-fect duo for when life gives you cat-astrophes! 😺🐾
30 Funny terrible quotes
ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.
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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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Who knew that slowing down could be the fast track to happiness? 🚶♂️🍃🚫⏰
Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.
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Guess my car just wanted a little less "All I Want for Christmas" and a bit more "Silent Night"! 🚗🔧🎄
You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.
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When your car thinks it's auditioning for Fast & Furious, but you're stuck in a red-light sequel! 🚗💨🎬😂
Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.
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Sounds like you're perfecting the art of couch yoga 🍺🛋️😆
Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?
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Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.
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Sounds like I've got a VIP reservation at the Toss & Turn Inn! 🛌🌀😴