If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold. Posted onMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a true champion of the imaginary squirrel chase! πΆπ₯π Related funny posts π€ The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other. Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesnβt enjoy his job, officer. I want the dreams to chase me for once. I donβt get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere. I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.