Commentary:
"When I bark at a dog, all I can think is: 'Did I just ask him to do my taxes?' 🐶🗂️❓"
Funny barking quotes
Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.
Commentary:
🐶🧳 "Looks like we've got a disgruntled airport security dog on our hands! Maybe he's just trying to tell us he'd rather chase squirrels than sniff out contraband. Who can blame him? Canine career change in progress, Officer! 🤣"
Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.
Commentary:
Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄
Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.
Commentary:
"Who said being the bigger person is the only way to go? Sometimes you just gotta embrace your inner guard dog and start barking at people 🐶🗣️ Who's ready to join the pack?"
If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.
Commentary:
Sounds like a true champion of the imaginary squirrel chase! 🐶🥇🏆
Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.
Commentary:
Babe, if you're not howling like a werewolf in my comments, are we even dating? 🐺😂