Commentary:
🏆🏡 Training for the gold medal in couch curling and fridge foraging! 🍔🍕🥇
Funny Olympic quotes
Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.
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When your casual skating practice comes with bonus Olympic gold, it's time to start charging admission! 🥇⛸️😆
Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
Commentary:
"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"
The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.
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"Ah, the Olympic village – where everyone is a champion and nobody has to argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes 🏅🏠 #FamilyOnlyByMedal"
Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
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Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸♂️🌟
Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"
I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.
Commentary:
Sounds like the Winter Olympics should just be called "National Sledding Championship" 🎿🏂🛷
If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.
Commentary:
Sounds like a true champion of the imaginary squirrel chase! 🐶🥇🏆