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  • Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
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  • Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.
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  • The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
  • I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.