If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. Posted onSep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not. Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat. Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
