Trendy Funny Quotes

  • No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
  • Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.
  • The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
  • I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
  • I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.
  • Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?