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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind…

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind…

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"If dogs could talk, it would be a whole new level of drama at the dog park! 🐶🗣️🤥 Just imagine the tall tales your furry friend might come up with! Better hide those socks before they spill the beans about who the real sock thief is 😉🧦"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged big, dog, dogs, ever, everyone, fat, humor, i, keep, learn, liar, mind, pet, talk, trust, truth, want on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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