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When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍
28 Funny apps quotes
Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.
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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Hobbies include opening and closing apps.
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Mastering the ancient art of app surfing, one tap at a time.
Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.
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Leveling up my love life one quest at a time! 💘🎮🧙♂️
My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.
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Sounds like your guardian angel needs a reminder that they're not on vacation! 😇📱🤖🎰
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove
I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.
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"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.
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"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
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"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️"