If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared? Posted onMay 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still scared because my reflection said it's not going anywhere! 😱🪞🎃 Related funny posts 🤝 My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated. Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us. They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult. The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.