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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is a…

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is a…

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"If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chocolate, death, death penalty, dessert, ever, hope, humor, i, irony, option, penalty, wish on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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