Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.
  • I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.
  • Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”
  • “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
  • Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.