If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad? I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.