If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is a… Commentary:"If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate. I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head. If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear. I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”