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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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"Well, looks like I need some monetary motivation to keep you in mind! πŸ’­πŸ’° Who knew my wallet could influence my thoughts! πŸ€‘πŸ˜†"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, joke, money, relationship, sarcasm, start, thinking, thought, time on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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