If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, looks like I need some monetary motivation to keep you in mind! ππ° Who knew my wallet could influence my thoughts! π€π" Related funny posts π€ My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone. I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. My wife bought new towels and theyβre different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change. Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. My wallet is empty, just like my soul.