If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me. Posted on7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be rolling in it… and probably mumbling 'up yours' under his breath while polishing the silverware. 💸🤵✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it! Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? The food hits different when it ain’t yours. I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.