If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf i had for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it! The food hits different when it ain’t yours. I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.