If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’ Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Haha, that's one way to keep the mystery alive! 😂🤔📅 Related funny posts 🤝 I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?” On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves. It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone. Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.