Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, kids these days are achieving things much faster π πβ‘οΈπ Related funny posts π€ Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry. Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s. Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person. My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time. Iβve got nothing against kids, I just donβt understand why youβd want indoor kids.