If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson! Related funny posts 🤝 Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you. Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work. I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.