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If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.

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Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson!

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged deserve, dining, food, humor, i, joke, menu, open, restaurant, sarcasm on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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