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Funny flat earth quotes

Funny flat earth quotes 🌍😂 bring a hilarious twist to one of the most out-of-this-world beliefs! Whether you’re a skeptic or just love a good laugh, these witty sayings keep the conversation spinning with humor and cleverness. Ready to orbit some chuckles and defy gravity with jokes that are truly down-to-earth? Let’s dive in and enjoy some cosmic comedy that’s anything but flat! 🚀🌟

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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