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"Ah, the innocent ignorance technique: a surefire way to get a free adult vocabulary lesson and a few good laughs along the way! 🙊😂 Who knew that playing clueless could be so educational and entertaining? Just remember to act surprised and grateful for the 'enlightenment' 😉📚 #LearningTheDirtyWordsTheFunWay"

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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