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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

May 18, 2026

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Mar 31, 2026

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Mar 30, 2026

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Mar 30, 2026

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Mar 30, 2026

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Mar 30, 2026

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Mar 29, 2026

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Mar 26, 2026

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Mar 26, 2026

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Mar 26, 2026