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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨πŸ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, chase, chasing, definitely, exercise, humor, joke, laughter, me, playful, run, running, should, something, too on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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