If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

If you start a sentence with "Let me reiterate…", I'm gonna ignore it the second time too.

Commentary:
“Let me reiterate: If you start a sentence with ‘Let me reiterate…’, we’re already in a cycle of repetition as endless as a broken record 🔄🙉 #IgnoredAgain”

, , , , , , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes →

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

    Commentary:
    “Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley”

  • You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that dyslexia was just a sneaky way of saying ‘sexy’ with a twist! 🔥😜 Next time someone misspells ‘sexy,’ just blame it on their ‘dyslexic charm’ 😉🔤”

  • Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a therapist when you’ve got an expert like yourself on speed dial? 🤔💁‍♂️😂 #SelfTalkGoals”

  • Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

    Commentary:
    “Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! 🎉 Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it’s also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive ‘me time’ hobbies. 🚽📚💃 #ParentingLife”

  • Being weird never goes out of style.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs to be normal when you can be fabulously weird? 🤪 Embrace your uniqueness and rock that quirktastic style! 🌟 Let your weird flag fly high – it’s always in fashion! 🚩”

  • Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that the best way to annoy others is by simply minding your own business? 🤷‍♂️ Just remember, if you’re not bothering anyone, you’re probably bothering someone! 😉 #TheIrony”