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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Spotted on Instagram:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Trending via Discord:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Going viral on WeChat:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Making waves on Twitch:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Freshly posted on X:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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Witty text about astrology suggesting beauty grants freedom of speech, playful and humorous.

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80 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

67 shares on X this month:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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Shared recently on Threads:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Just landed via YouTube:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Just shared via Discord:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Just landed via TikTok:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Trending via Twitch:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Making waves on Messenger:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Keep the laugh going 😂

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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