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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Commentary:
"You know you're in trouble when forgetting your wife's birthday feels like playing a dangerous game of memory roulette! 🎲💔 Mark those calendars, gentlemen! #LivingOnTheEdge"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, birthday, forget, forgetting, humor, just, marriage, never, relationship, sure, want, wife on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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