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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?