If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.