βIβm at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.β Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time to admit, that my bank account is now officially my secret Santa π πΈπ Related funny posts π€ Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar. Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.