“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.” Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my to-do list is in witness protection 😂📝🚫 Related funny posts 😂 We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it. It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again. These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.