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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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