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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.