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Funny beds quotes

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

β€œI’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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