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Sounds about right! Guess Cupid needs a GPS these days 😆💘📍
Funny interested quotes
The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.
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When your relationship goals are paperback deep and blanket warm 📚💘🛋️
“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”
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Wish I could sleep like a king, but my partner insists on queenly proximity! 😂👑🛌
Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.
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That's my kind of shopping list: All or nothing! 🛒🤔😄
Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.
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"Remember, the best way to say 'I need my personal space' is with a good ol' Restraining Order! 🚫🔒😂"
I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.
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Definitely a survival instinct honed over centuries! 😂🔍💃