Tag Archives: Funny interested quotes

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Sounds about right! Guess Cupid needs a GPS these days 😆💘📍

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When your relationship goals are paperback deep and blanket warm 📚💘🛋️

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Wish I could sleep like a king, but my partner insists on queenly proximity! 😂👑🛌

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That's my kind of shopping list: All or nothing! 🛒🤔😄

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"Remember, the best way to say 'I need my personal space' is with a good ol' Restraining Order! 🚫🔒😂"

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Definitely a survival instinct honed over centuries! 😂🔍💃