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Funny interested quotes

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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