I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning up the heat because my niceness setting is stuck on low! π₯πβ¨ Related funny posts π€ The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then. Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit. Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher? A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, yβall. If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.