Bursting into a million bats the second I see you. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning into a Batman family reunion every time you show up! 🦇😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt? I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough. Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor. Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.