I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.