Iām probably like this because I drank water from the hose. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! š§š¤Ŗ #VintageHydration" Related funny posts š¤ Iām so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards. If I was a weather man, Iād leak the weather early to pretty women. I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.