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Funny drinking water quotes

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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