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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

May 19, 2026

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Mar 31, 2026

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Mar 30, 2026

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Mar 27, 2026

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Mar 27, 2026

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Mar 26, 2026