funny drank quotes - Wordgag

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

May 28, 2026

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

May 28, 2026

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

May 27, 2026

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

May 24, 2026

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

May 24, 2026

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

May 23, 2026

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

May 19, 2026