I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬 Related funny posts 🤝 I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now. This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.