Commentary:
Is it time for an excavation or am I just digging myself into a philosophical hole? 🕳️🔍😂
Funny shovel quotes
Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.
Commentary:
I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨
I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.
Commentary:
"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! 🕵️♂️🔍😂"
Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone is looking for a more 'hands-on' approach to self-care. 🤪🛠️ Maybe a little fresh air and sunshine would do the trick too! ☀️ Just be sure to leave the shovels for gardening, not self-improvement projects!"