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Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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834 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,996

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Making waves on Pinterest:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Reported on LinkedIn:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Spotted on Threads:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Trending via Threads:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Live now on Slack:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Seen just now on Slack:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My recliner and I go way back.

Just landed via Reddit:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Funny online interaction quotes

Funny online interaction quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to brighten your feed and keep those virtual vibes lively! From witty comebacks to clever observations, these gems capture the hilarious side of chatting, commenting, and scrolling. Whether you’re texting friends or sliding into DMs, a little humor goes a long way to spark smiles and good times 💬✨. Get ready to LOL and share the fun with every click! 📱😂

New funny online interaction quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Commentary:
That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
1 month ago
Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
5 months ago
Share →: First responders? You mean reply guys?

Commentary:
"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"
5 months ago
Share →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival
6 months ago
Share →: Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Commentary:
Ah, the delightful chaos of Twitter – a space where hashbrowns and genocide somehow share the same spotlight 🥔💬 It's like navigating a wild jungle of opinions, where one minute you're discussing breakfast foods, and the next, you're being accused of world domination. Twitter truly is a magical place where the absurd and the serious collide in a whirlwind of hashtags and heated debates!
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Commentary:
"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Just landed via Threads:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Just shared via Reddit:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Spotted on Messenger:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Just landed via Telegram:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Just shared via X:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Just shared via Twitch:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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