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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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