Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first. Commentary:"Well, that's one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don't get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO! When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.
