Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, that's one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don't get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life. Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO! Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Sneaking up behind people and marrying them. Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.