Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, that's one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don't get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life. Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it! Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO! When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on. How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?