Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?
  • I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
  • A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
  • Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.