In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your soulmate gets jealous of an alarm clock, you know it's true love πβ°π€ Related funny posts π€ The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. I think my soulmate might be carbs. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.