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  • Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.
  • I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
  • It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.
  • At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.
  • Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.
  • It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.