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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
26 Funny funny thought quotes
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.
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Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. 🌝📶💸
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.
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When cats and mice stop fighting, world domination begins! 🐱🐭💪🌍
Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”
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When your brain turns into a chatty insomniac and refuses to respect office hours 😂🧠🌙
When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.
Commentary:
Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.
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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭
I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.
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I'm sure it's a decent percentage, but hey, that's how I keep life interesting 😂🤔🎉