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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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Looks like I’ll be requesting “eternal rest” as my next PTO 😂🪦

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged acceptance, day, funeral, humor, job, never, retire, using, vacation, vacation day, work, working on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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