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Witty text about money and happiness with a humorous divorce twist.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buy, divorce, fee, happiness, humor, legal, legal fee, money, never, paid, payment, relationship, said on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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