Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸 Related funny posts 🤝 I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time. Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness. 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”